weekend edition

1. when i have to take "funny pictures" i always give myself moose ears because i can't think of anything better to do.

2. bruce means woods

3. i am going to apply for survivor at some point in my life.

4. people do not know when to take hints. or maybe i am just too polite. i wish everyone would figure out that i don't care that much.

5. 3 hour naps are amazing, but i get very little accomplished when i take them

1. 99% of all practicum students had a better cooperating teacher than me. on the other hand, i think my students were pretty great.

2. i am really good at telling when people are lying. i think it is because i am a good lier. i know all the tricks.

3. i CANNOT stand my real voice. i had to watch some of my lessons tonight and it was horrible.

4. i like making paper chains.

5. i binge eat chocolate. i will go several days without any at all. then one day i will eat chocolate for lunch. today i had mini milky way bars, oreos, and cookies for lunch. it was delicious.

1. creamed onions have officially become my favorite thanksgiving food. aunt sarah's apple crisp and mashed potatoes are amazing, but the onions can't be beat.

2. cats should NEVER be declawed. poor kitties!

3. i hate casinos

4. i really really really want to apply for survivor some time.

5. i love ugly christmas sweaters.

1. i like putting grades in grade books. especially non-electric ones.

2. inside noses are the worst places to get scabs. they hurt and it's rude to pick at them.

3. i like to drill people about if they like harry potter, lost, and cats so i can decide if i should be friends with them or not.

4. every 5th grader and their brother has seen madagascar 2

5. my armpits are itchy and they hurt. i hate shaving!!!

weekend edition

1. i love trivia but am not very good at it. i love pop culture trivia. i would want to go on jeopardy if there was a pop culture version.

2. i can talk about harry potter all day. i wish i could.

3. it STILL HAS NOT SNOWED! i am not happy about it.

4. my sister julia gets really crabby at me sometimes. she is still my bff.

5. once i get fairly far into a book i have to finish it even if i really really hate it. my ocd takes over and makes me finish so that i can write it on my list of books i've read.

1. survivor is the greatest show ever. and tonight's episode was the greatest episode ever.

2. i hate those window sticky things that never stick like they are supposed to.

3. i hate loud people that dominate conversations and NEVER SHUT UP.

4. i would be going to the harry potter midnight premier if stupid warner brothers hadn't changed the day. :(

5. if it doesn't snow soon i will kill a bruce.

1. i want to teach 5th grade. i LOVE 5th graders. my students made me so happy today i almost cried like 6 times.

2. it is really hard for me to understand why people don't get math. i really need to work on that.

3. golf the card game is boring yet i always play when asked.

4. i very strongly dislike the twilight books. i read all four. i gave them a chance. i still do not understand the obsession. harry potter, on the other hand....

5. whenever i go to a bakery or the candy section of a store i very seriously consider becoming a fat person. sometimes i wonder if i would be happier getting to eat everything in site whenever i wanted.

weekend edition

1. i need to learn how to tie ties.

2. i am a freaky cat person. i'm the type of person that is so obsessed with cats that people are creeped out.

3. i love my nephew!!!!!!!!!!!!! (i already knew this but felt the need to share)

4. extroverts have no idea what is like to be an introvert. and introverts have no idea how extroverts have the energy to do the things they do.

5. daniel craig is AMAZING.

1. I am really really sick of apples but am too lazy to have anything else for breakfast.

2. I am pretty sure I chew more gum than 5 average people combined. And it has to be fruity or bubble-gum flavored.

3. Jim and Ryan will be on sale at Home Depot within the next few days.

4. I don't get 30 Rock. I think I would really like it if I started from the beginning but of the 10 minutes I have seen of it I do not understand the point of the show.

5. I LOVE CHRISTMAS COMMERCIALS!!!

1. It is never too early to listen to Christmas music--just ask 102.9

2. Snow of any kind puts me in a good mood. It's even worth scraping cars, wet feet, and muddy floors.

3. It is very very difficult waiting to GIVE presents.

4. Just because I am usually a morning person does not mean I want to get up at 6 am everyday.

5. 5th graders think that the Declaration of Independence is our form of government.